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Made Your Way Across the Room and Once Again It s Just You and I

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mify-sempal writino sromars \While puting your favorite condiment on sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon. BB reawen You silently accept two mare slices of bread out of the bundle and make another sandwich. You put it on plate with a scattering of potate chips 'and hand it tothe demon. He takes the sandwich, 'smiles and vanishes ina puff of demonic smoke. 'The next mean solar day yous get that job promotion you were subsequently. There was no contract, No words spoken You owe nada, Simply every at present and so, another 'demon pops in for lunch. Demons dont aften get bootleg sandwiches, Can I continue this going? I'm going to keep this going, It would be a litle annoying, if they weren't so nice about it. You don't know what you expected <demons to exist like, simply you certainly didnt expect them to be nice about it. There's no demands, no vvoices like wailing babies, no blood on the walls (well, there was that i time, simply Balthazak was very apologetic about the whole affair and cleaned Itup correct quick). Just the occasional demon 'stopping by for luncheon. due north fact, you could about forget that they werent just ordinary people, the way they deed. Nice people, to. You lot first talking with them, as fourth dimension goes on. In the beginning you advisedly choice your words so they 'couldit be spun to even imply a contract orref= lerence a soul, but when they seem politely eager to have a normal chat, your words become a bit looser. You even begin gossiping with them - turns 'out, demons accept breakroom gossip only similar any- 'i else. You lot listened to Rek'ththththtyr'due south account of Drokyarixs torrid affalr with Irkliz, and Ferkiyan didn't even know what Drory was doing behind his back, poor love, and y'all kept qulet and let Ferkiyan 'ry on your shoulder after Drokyarix finally broke up with him (the shirt was a bit ofa loss, demon tears are ruinous to fabric, simply Ferkiyan'south a good sort and you couldrt just turn him away). You 'even managed to talk him down from going and starting a fight with Irklz, who didrit fifty-fifty know that Drokyarix was ina relationship, and who was 'almost equally horrified as_ ReK'ththththtyr. 'Subsequently that consequence in particular, you offset to go a sort ofa reputation equally a place where a demon 'can come up to relax, talk, and of grade -get 'sandwich. Your sandwich-making skills take really improved since this whole thing began. Your luck seems to accept improved too - you'te not certain if you 'can attribute the whole thing tothe sandwiches and the reputation, but you don't realy want to know anyway. 'One solar day, in that location'due south a vivid flash of low-cal from your living room. Nothing unusual in itself - most of the younger demons havent quite got the manner oftheir telders, and normally just go for a materialization in flash of helifire over your fireplace - except that its white instead of the usual blood-red. You wait upward, and who do y'all come across only an angel looking at you with spear in his hand. Shrugging, yous tell him to sit down <down and you'll have a sandwich for him shorty, 'and meanwhile he can just tll you all about What' on his mind. This clearly is not at all what he was expecting, but after a moment' thought, he decides to take you up on your offer and starts talking. Apparently, hed been dispatched to take care of some demon summoner in the neighborhood, and while held evidently got the 'wrong house the right one shouldrit be hard to find have you seen anyone practicing satanic rituals nearby? You laugh, alittle, and tll him that you dort really summon them, they just come on their 'own. They do like their sandwiches, and they're quite nice folk 'The angel's jaw drops, and you remind him to chew with his mouth closed. 'And 'm going to take this even further. Here we go, It took a bit of explaining with the frst angel to artve, Telling him about the first aceldental 'summoning and then how the demons just started stopping by around lunch time on your days off. But once he understood what's been going on (and finished his sandwich) he nodded solemnly and said he would get this all straightened out "upstairs" 'You eventually start getting more angels coming around for lunch. Sometimes they bring a small dessert for you to share after the sandwiches, and the dishes are always magically clean and back in the cupboard when they leave. You lean that angels dont have much of their 'own drama, but they do know all the truths about human tabloid drama and they're more than willing to dish on what the Kardashians have been up to. 'The first time an angel and a demon show up for lunch on the same day isa lite tense. You tell them that ALL are welcome for lunch in your house and that you would prefer itto be no- conflict zone. It takes a while for them to settle, but 'eventually they grow comfortable enough to start chatting, Which is when you learn that because demons are technically fallen angels, you've been having two sides of an estranged family over for lunch regularly 'Soon, you have an angel and a demon at every lunch. Old friends and estranged siblings meeting Up to reconnect aver a sandwich at your dinning room table. You help the ones who had falling 'out reach an understanding, and you get to hear wild stories of what the "old realn" was lke, 'One day, as you'e pulling out the bread and. 'cheese, a messenger demon appears. You greet him and tell him a sandwich will be ready soon, but he declines. He is here on behalf of Lucifer to askif its alright by you for him to "enter your 'dwelling so as to meet with his brother Michael cover sandwiches" Aitie stunned, you agree. The demon disappears and you prepare three sandwiches, setting them at the table. 'When Lucifer (the actual devil) appears in small puff of smoke, you welcome him and ask what he'd lke to drink. As you're fetching the apple juice, a blinding flash of light comes from the dinning room indicating Michaels arrival. You grab a 'second cup and walk back in to find a tense stand off between the brothers. You set dawn the cups 'and juice while calmly reminding them that this is 'a conflctfree zone, and if they are going to fight, please take it to an alternate plane of existence. 'They dor't fight. They sit and enjoy the sandwiches and talk about what happened. You learn a lot 'about why creation started, what the purpose of humanity was and what its grown to be. You only have to diffuse two arguments, And at the end 'when its time for them to leave, they hug each 'other, agreeing to meet up again somewhere else. In the following weeks you have the usual assort- ment of demons and angels stopping by. The regulars ask how youlre mom is doing and if your friend is settling in to their new apartment nicely. 'At some point during each visit though, they ask ifs true, Did Lucifer and Michael relly come for lunch? You tell them yes, but won't say what was talked about. They're disappointed, everyone likes the gossip, but they understand. Before they leave, you ask each angel and demon about this idea you have for the summer, what if you had a barbecue 'on the back patio for everyone who wanted to 'come? They think it sounds lke fun idea. 'Yep, 'm picking up, here we go! Everyone had alot of fun at the barbecue. There 'wasrit much fighting, but some sparks and noises made you grateful your neighbors were either out of town or There was a great three- leqged race and a small football game with parties 'on all sides involved, you'd never fixed so much food before. 'Then, two latecomers. Angels and demons alike 'gasped in shock and parted lke the Red Sea (Which, apparently, is a VERY exaggerated story) let them pass. 'You smile warmly and ask what they like. Both decline to answer that, looking at each other awkwardly. The demon bows its head to let the angel speak fist. God Himself heard the fun and wanted to come join the barbecue. You look at the messenger demon, the same one as before, and as you insist that "Oh, you really 'should stay this time', you're told that Lucifer 'ALSO wants to come to your barbecue. 'You look between the two. You tell them you wor't deny one or the other, but that they must keep in mind that this is a neutral zone and you won't have their conflicts interfere withthe atmosphere, Both vanish momentarily (after each taking a plate (of food), Theres long, awkward silence, Lucifer artives first, flash of fire in the firepit, 'coming over to get a burger. He doesrit look. displeased. But hes not necessarily happy. 'There's beautiful lash of white light and a rainbow, and then God descends onto your back porch. Your long-dead flowers spring back to life iin His presence. Shit, now you actually have to go back to taking care of them, "The two regard each other from across the backyard, Theres still complete silence from the ccrowd of angels and demons, 'You clear your throat. "What do you two want to eat? have burgers, hot dogs, chicken, and some vegetarian alternatives" 'They slowly look at you. You retum each of their gazes. "This is a no-conflict zone. We're al here to have a good time at a good barbecue" More silence. Then, Lucifer dishes himsetf burger and goes to prepare it the way he wants. God approaches calmly and looks over your vegetarian palette (Not the best, butt would do Ina quick pinch, you found out just yesterday that some of the attendees would be vegetarian), fixing Himself some food as well 'As this goes on, the others begin to retax, and 's00n, everyone goes back to having a good time, "The food is great, desserts brought by your angelic 'guests really compliment the meals you cooked, nobody starts sacrificing anybody or arguements (except later there's a massive water balloon fight that knocked Michael into the fire pit. 'and got ashes ll over his bRAND NEW ROBES, DROKYARIX! but everyone laughed it off and 'carried on), and as you sit on your porch, taking in the sights, you wonder to yourself if you should do this kind of thing more often, and if you would have had this situation any other way. Nope, you decide, when God hits Lucifer with water balloon as he trying to refill his super soaker you really wouldn't have this any other way.

mify-sempal writino sromars \While puting your favorite additive on sandwich, y'all accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon. BB reawen You silently take two mare slices of bread out of the bundle and make another sandwich. Yous put it on plate with a handful of potate chips 'and hand information technology tothe demon. He takes the sandwich, 'smiles and vanishes ina puff of demonic smoke. 'The next day you get that job promotion y'all were afterwards. At that place was no contract, No words spoken You owe nothing, But every now and so, another 'demon pops in for lunch. Demons dont aften become homemade sandwiches, Tin I keep this going? I'm going to keep this going, It would be a litle annoying, if they weren't so nice near it. Y'all don't know what you expected <demons to exist like, but you certainly didnt expect them to exist nice about it. At that place's no demands, no vvoices like wailing babies, no blood on the walls (well, in that location was that one time, but Balthazak was very atoning virtually the whole affair and cleaned Itup right quick). Just the occasional demon 'stopping by for luncheon. north fact, y'all could almost forget that they werent but ordinary people, the manner they deed. Overnice people, to. Yous start talking with them, equally fourth dimension goes on. In the kickoff you carefully choice your words and so they 'couldit be spun to fifty-fifty imply a contract orref= lerence a soul, but when they seem politely eager to have a normal chat, your words get a fleck looser. You even begin gossiping with them - turns 'out, demons have breakroom gossip but like whatsoever- 'one else. You listened to Rek'ththththtyr'due south business relationship of Drokyarixs torrid affalr with Irkliz, and Ferkiyan didn't even know what Drory was doing behind his dorsum, poor dear, and y'all kept qulet and let Ferkiyan 'ry on your shoulder afterwards Drokyarix finally bankrupt up with him (the shirt was a bit ofa loss, demon tears are ruinous to cloth, only Ferkiyan's a expert sort and you couldrt just plow him away). You 'even managed to talk him down from going and starting a fight with Irklz, who didrit even know that Drokyarix was ina relationship, and who was 'almost every bit horrified as_ ReK'ththththtyr. 'After that event in item, you first to get a sort ofa reputation equally a place where a demon 'can come to relax, talk, and of grade -get 'sandwich. Your sandwich-making skills have really improved since this whole thing began. Your luck seems to have improved likewise - you lot'te not sure if you 'can attribute the whole thing tothe sandwiches and the reputation, but yous don't realy desire to know anyhow. '1 24-hour interval, there'due south a brilliant flash of light from your living room. Nothing unusual in itself - most of the younger demons havent quite got the style oftheir telders, and usually simply become for a materialization in wink of helifire over your fireplace - except that its white instead of the usual red. You look up, and who do you lot come across but an angel looking at you with spear in his manus. Shrugging, you tell him to sit <down and you lot'll accept a sandwich for him shorty, 'and meanwhile he can but tll you all almost What' on his mind. This clearly is not at all what he was expecting, but later on a moment' idea, he decides to accept y'all up on your offer and starts talking. Evidently, hed been dispatched to take care of some demon summoner in the neighborhood, and while held evidently got the 'wrong house the right ane shouldrit be hard to discover have you seen anyone practicing satanic rituals nearby? You express mirth, alittle, and tll him that yous dort really summon them, they just come on their 'ain. They exercise like their sandwiches, and they're quite prissy folk 'The angel's jaw drops, and you remind him to chew with his mouth closed. 'And 'm going to take this even further. Here we go, It took a bit of explaining with the frst angel to artve, Telling him about the first aceldental 'summoning and then how the demons just started stopping by effectually lunch fourth dimension on your days off. But in one case he understood what's been going on (and finished his sandwich) he nodded solemnly and said he would get this all straightened out "upstairs" 'You lot somewhen start getting more angels coming around for lunch. Sometimes they bring a small dessert for y'all to share after the sandwiches, and the dishes are always magically clean and back in the closet when they leave. Yous lean that angels dont have much of their 'ain drama, just they practise know all the truths nigh homo tabloid drama and they're more than willing to dish on what the Kardashians accept been up to. 'The offset time an angel and a demon show upwards for luncheon on the same day isa lite tense. You tell them that ALL are welcome for tiffin in your house and that you would adopt itto be no- conflict zone. Information technology takes a while for them to settle, just 'eventually they grow comfortable enough to first chatting, Which is when you learn that because demons are technically fallen angels, you've been having two sides of an estranged family over for lunch regularly 'Before long, you have an angel and a demon at every lunch. Old friends and estranged siblings meeting Up to reconnect aver a sandwich at your dinning room table. You help the ones who had falling 'out reach an understanding, and you get to hear wild stories of what the "old realn" was lke, '1 24-hour interval, as yous'e pulling out the bread and. 'cheese, a messenger demon appears. You greet him and tell him a sandwich volition be ready soon, simply he declines. He is here on behalf of Lucifer to askif its alright by you for him to "enter your 'abode so equally to meet with his brother Michael comprehend sandwiches" Aitie stunned, you lot agree. The demon disappears and you gear up iii sandwiches, setting them at the tabular array. 'When Lucifer (the bodily devil) appears in modest puff of smoke, you welcome him and ask what he'd lke to drink. As you lot're fetching the apple juice, a blinding flash of light comes from the dinning room indicating Michaels inflow. You lot grab a 'second cup and walk back in to detect a tense stand off betwixt the brothers. Yous prepare dawn the cups 'and juice while calmly reminding them that this is 'a conflctfree zone, and if they are going to fight, please take it to an alternate plane of existence. 'They dor't fight. They sit and enjoy the sandwiches and talk about what happened. You learn a lot 'nigh why cosmos started, what the purpose of humanity was and what its grown to exist. You only accept to diffuse two arguments, And at the cease 'when its time for them to get out, they hug each 'other, agreeing to meet up again somewhere else. In the post-obit weeks you have the usual assort- ment of demons and angels stopping past. The regulars ask how youlre mom is doing and if your friend is settling in to their new apartment nicely. 'At some indicate during each visit though, they ask ifs true, Did Lucifer and Michael relly come for lunch? You tell them yes, but won't say what was talked well-nigh. They're disappointed, everyone likes the gossip, but they empathize. Before they leave, you lot ask each affections and demon about this idea yous have for the summer, what if you had a charcoal-broil 'on the back patio for anybody who wanted to 'come up? They think it sounds lke fun idea. 'Aye, 'k picking upward, here we go! Everyone had alot of fun at the barbecue. There 'wasrit much fighting, but some sparks and noises made y'all grateful your neighbors were either out of town or There was a swell three- leqged race and a small football with parties 'on all sides involved, you'd never fixed so much nutrient before. 'Then, 2 latecomers. Angels and demons alike 'gasped in shock and parted lke the Red Body of water (Which, apparently, is a VERY exaggerated story) permit them laissez passer. 'You smile warmly and ask what they similar. Both reject to answer that, looking at each other awkwardly. The demon bows its head to let the angel speak fist. God Himself heard the fun and wanted to come join the barbecue. You look at the messenger demon, the same one as before, and as y'all insist that "Oh, you really 'should stay this time', you lot're told that Lucifer 'ALSO wants to come to your charcoal-broil. 'Yous await between the two. You tell them you wor't deny one or the other, but that they must keep in listen that this is a neutral zone and y'all won't have their conflicts interfere withthe temper, Both vanish momentarily (after each taking a plate (of food), Theres long, awkward silence, Lucifer artives offset, flash of burn in the firepit, 'coming over to become a burger. He doesrit look. displeased. But hes not necessarily happy. 'In that location's beautiful lash of white low-cal and a rainbow, and and then God descends onto your back porch. Your long-dead flowers spring back to life iin His presence. Shit, now you actually accept to go dorsum to taking care of them, "The two regard each other from beyond the backyard, Theres still complete silence from the ccrowd of angels and demons, 'Yous clear your pharynx. "What do yous two want to eat? have burgers, hot dogs, chicken, and some vegetarian alternatives" 'They slowly wait at y'all. Y'all retum each of their gazes. "This is a no-conflict zone. We're al here to have a proficient fourth dimension at a good barbecue" More than silence. Then, Match dishes himsetf burger and goes to prepare it the fashion he wants. God approaches calmly and looks over your vegetarian palette (Not the best, butt would practice Ina quick compression, you found out just yesterday that some of the attendees would be vegetarian), fixing Himself some food as well 'As this goes on, the others begin to retax, and 's00n, everyone goes back to having a good fourth dimension, "The food is nifty, desserts brought by your celestial 'guests actually compliment the meals you cooked, nobody starts sacrificing anybody or arguements (except later there'due south a massive water airship fight that knocked Michael into the fire pit. 'and got ashes ll over his bRAND NEW ROBES, DROKYARIX! simply everyone laughed it off and 'carried on), and every bit you sit on your porch, taking in the sights, yous wonder to yourself if you should practice this kind of affair more than ofttimes, and if you would take had this situation any other style. Nope, you make up one's mind, when God hits Lucifer with water balloon as he trying to refill his super soaker yous really wouldn't accept this whatever other way.

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